XOXO, Oh My Gossip!
Filipa
In this free post I've decided to gossip about the world's most interesting matter for true girly gossipers...and that's (obviously) GUYS! “oh I don't understand him”, “oh, why doesn't he love me?” and all those “oh's” are about to be explained and, hopefully, erased of our minds! I'll try to explain some differences between us, girls, and them and some of the things they do that we just don't get! (and they say we are complicated...)
Yesterday, when I was looking for precious information to give you, I found an article, written by some guy, made me yell “OMG” as many times as my throat allowed. He was triyng to explain some guys' habits and some of them were quite absurd for me:
“we like games such as poker 'cause we can be around men and talk about whatever we want, including women, and not being judged for it”. Well, and what's the point? We only protest when you, our boyfriend(s), choose to “be around men and talk about whatever you want, including women, and not being judged for it” e-v-e-r-y-s-i-n-g-l-e-d-a-y! Why don't you think a bit, guys? Would you like if we spent our days shopping with our girlfriends? (if your answer is yes, I guess you should reconsider your relationship, btw...)
“we don't say 'I love you' so often, when we're dating a girl for a long time, because we don't need to reafirm it, since the feeling hasn't changed since the last time we've said it”. WOW! This is probably one of the facts that shocked me the most! Guys, say what???!!! you don't “need to reafirm it”? Well, then we don't need to cook to you as often as we did in the beggining, since our cook skills haven't changed since then, we don't need to kiss you that often 'cause our kisses haven't changed as well...hum, this point could begin a long discussion, but I have to leave it for another time...
“even if we don't answer your texts sometimes, we love to receive texts such as 'i want you so bad' from you”. OH BOY, you gotta be kidding! Some girls cry and climb walls when you don't answer some text from her and then you'd like to receive one super sweet message from us? The girl who does that must be silly and desperate. We must care about us more than anybody else! And run after you, guys, like some animal is THE saddest thing on earth!
“your diet interests us like french movies, jewerly or flowers do”. OK, you don't care about our diet? Well, you sure have no idea of how football or those games from point 1, such as poker, mean to us...they're soooo damn interesting!
I leave you, dear readers, by saying the obvious: after this post, much more has to be said and understood about THEM!XOXO, Oh My Gossip!Filipa
Here's the result: she just wrote a text on some advantages of globalization and I'll present you another one, on its disadvantages, with my funny (or not)/ peculiar/ odd/ ironic and, most of all, personal opinion in which one of them! Here we go again (as our lovely Demi Lovato would say!)...3 disadvantages of globalization:
Economic Problems
With globalization, the comparison of the world with a global village may have its negative side...If all nations depend on each other, some issue that affects one of them will obviously affect the other, especially when the matter is commerce and, therefore, money! This phenomenon is called the “domino-effect”! One famous “domino' piece” is belike Portugal's president of the republic, Cavaco Silva, who has said that, when retired from his functions, his retirement pension will not be enough to pay his bills! Poor man...
2. Increase in the consumption of junk food
McDonalds and KFC are two examples of fast food chains that are spreading way too fast! The publicity campaigns and all the flavour boosters in this kind of food, as well as the relatively accessible prices, make it easy for people to “stoke” it, which has several negative impacts on their health. As a true follower of Hollywood celebrities' life, I may say, now that the media have commented enough and my comment will not sound that bad, that Christina Aguilera must have eaten so many veggies during her life that now she dies for McDonalds hamburgers with fries...or at least, is what recent photos of her make us think...
Unemployment
Due to outsourcing, globalization is promoting unemployment, contradicting what most think, that this movement promotes employment...this happens especially in developed countries – many successful companies from the USA outsourced jobs to developing nations in Asia, for example. This is possibly the only explanaition for what happened with Winona Ryder. Hollywood must have been outsourcing talents, when the very famous (and so, very rich!) actress was caught stealing over 6 thousand dollars in items from a luxury store in Beverly Hills!! It's now time to say goodbye, dear readers (correction: dear reader, Helena Rodeiro). Hope you liked and learned from mysupposedlycatchy text!XOXO, Oh My Gossip!Filipa
After my loooong discussion with my blogmate (about what, a minute?!), we've decided that I would focus my text on the advantages of globalization. Let's start?Now, I'll present you 3 of those advantages:
Global Connectivity
This means that globalization has allowed international connectivity, mainly with the use of the internet, which made our world a “smaller” place. This phenomenon permited an enormous exchange of thoughts and ideas, making people around the world think, each day more, in a similar way – standardization (big word, han? What a quality blog, ours! Eheh).
That's maybe why this days I see soo many “little lambs”...I mean, people are being more what others want them to be, and not what they really are (oh, and you can't imagine how often do I see this phenomenon...). One day, maybe we'll be all twins!
Reduction of trade barriers (Free Trade)
Free Trade is a situation when the trade between nations is free, with no restrictions such as taxes or quotas on the importation or exportation of goods and services. This policy makes it easier for the consumers to aqcuire procucts with a lower cost.Oh, how I wish this system made the prices so low that I was able to buy a Channel' black handbag, without having to base my feeding on lettuces in the following year, for lack of economic resources!3. Peaceful Relations
Globalization has raised peace and security worldwide. Many countries, especially for economic reasons, establish peaceful contracts in order to boost their capital and finantial resources. Instead of seeing war as a way of solving their issues, most of the countries in the world choose to make alliances with each other.
Hum...globalization implies peaceful relations, right? Well, I guess King Juan Carlos isn't much of a globalized man, or maybe he just lived in some less globalized world when, in 2007, he peacefully asked Hugo Chavéz to shut up, with the famous quote that made history “Porque no te callas?”...These are only three of the inumerous advantages of globalization, which I hope you've retained in yourlittleawsome brains! Btw, now that you are a bit more intelligent, after reading my text, I hope you will search for more advantages and tell me next week, with a personal comment on each one of them, just like I did, ok?XOXO, Oh My Gossip!Sara
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