Gossiping about guys...

        Free post, babies! Don't you just love when our beloved teacher allows us to write about w-h-a-t-e-v-e-r we want? don't you just adore it? When we chose about what to write, it sure interests you the best, am I wrong? (Sorry, teacher...I guess that's the tough, harsh truth).

        In this free post I've decided to gossip about the world's most interesting matter for true girly gossipers...and that's (obviously) GUYS! “oh I don't understand him”, “oh, why doesn't he love me?” and all those “oh's” are about to be explained and, hopefully, erased of our minds! I'll try to explain some differences between us, girls, and them and some of the things they do that we just don't get! (and they say we are complicated...)
        Yesterday, when I was looking for precious information to give you, I found an article, written by some guy, made me yell “OMG” as many times as my throat allowed. He was triyng to explain some guys' habits and some of them were quite absurd for me:

• “we like games such as poker 'cause we can be around men and talk about whatever we want, including women, and not being judged for it”. Well, and what's the point? We only protest when you, our boyfriend(s), choose to “be around men and talk about whatever you want, including women, and not being judged for it” e-v-e-r-y-s-i-n-g-l-e-d-a-y! Why don't you think a bit, guys? Would you like if we spent our days shopping with our girlfriends? (if your answer is yes, I guess you should reconsider your relationship, btw...)

• “we don't say 'I love you' so often, when we're dating a girl for a long time, because we don't need to reafirm it, since the feeling hasn't changed since the last time we've said it”. WOW! This is probably one of the facts that shocked me the most! Guys, say what???!!! you don't “need to reafirm it”? Well, then we don't need to cook to you as often as we did in the beggining, since our cook skills haven't changed since then, we don't need to kiss you that often 'cause our kisses haven't changed as well...hum, this point could begin a long discussion, but I have to leave it for another time...

• “even if we don't answer your texts sometimes, we love to receive texts such as 'i want you so bad' from you”. OH BOY, you gotta be kidding! Some girls cry and climb walls when you don't answer some text from her and then you'd like to receive one super sweet message from us? The girl who does that must be silly and desperate. We must care about us more than anybody else! And run after you, guys, like some animal is THE saddest thing on earth!

• “your diet interests us like french movies, jewerly or flowers do”. OK, you don't care about our diet? Well, you sure have no idea of how football or those games from point 1, such as poker, mean to us...they're soooo damn interesting! 

 I leave you, dear readers, by saying the obvious: after this post, much more has to be said and understood about THEM!


XOXO, Oh My Gossip!


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