The world is a bunch of mad men...

...isn't it? We, girls, are all so different from men, we all have different thoughts, different personalities...how can we even have a normal talk? Right? I mean... how?! This kind of thoughts often cross my mind, but I never have the guts to talk about it...that's why I chose to discuss it today, in a “light” perspective...take a look at “The 7 ages of men”, by...ME!

- the “what am I gonna do today?” age

This age, when boys are so little they need to pee in a diaper, is the age we all envy...If they thought about it, they would easily answer to their inner question “what am I gonna do today?”...”well, today, I'm gonna sleep, eat, play”... “and tomorrow?”... “well, I'll probably play, eat and...sleep”. What a life!

- the “I'm so friendly” age

After they start walking and eventually, when their parents put them in the kindergarten, they are in the peak of their sociability! The girl eating a fruit pot is his friend, the guy with the new toy-truck is his friend, the girl sleeping is his friend, the boy with curly hair his is friend, the girl who slapped him in the face yesterday...hum...HIS FRIEND ALSO!

- the “I have 10 girlfriends” age

When they go to school, boys do not lose their socializing skills, but they also start taking their love life more seriously...way too seriously! They do not have one, or two girlfriends...They have many! This is the age when boys reveal their REAL nature! They like feeling they are the best love conquerors of the entire school!

- the “I have a girly voice, and you better not make fun of it” age

Boys around 15 years old start noticing big changes, especially physically speaking...about their voice, well...that's like a tabu when they're in puberty. They get like a high, girly voice which leads them to be quiet all the time. Here, we, girls, think, “oh, they are more mature, they don't say that stupid jokes anymore, they are calmer...” but then, when they open their mouth and say something, we get why they were so quiet...and we better hold our strident laugh down!

- the “I like going to parties but...I need to study and get a job” age

When guys go to college, they start dating more seriously, they start going to parties more often...but, like everything, that's not a perfect scenario, 'cause they need to work, make their own money, buy a car and, most of them, to study! Oh poor boys...that's a problem we all face, do not worry, you're not alone in this mad world!

- the “This one is to marry” age

This is THE age, when guys make (most) girl's fantasy true: getting married! The white dress, the music...boys just need to have a solid relationship and ask their friends' opinion about marriage...of course most of them will say “OMG , are you crazy?! That's going to be the biggest mistake of your life!” (well, maybe without the “OMG” part...)

- the “Oh, my back, my knees, my arms, my legs,...hurt!”

When men start getting old, they start having pains...pretty much everywhere! And that's not only though to them, it's though for us too, that listen them complaining all the time! Mercy, please! If you had a child or PMS all your life you would see how pain in your whole body (even in your brain) looks like!

Girls of this mad, mad world full of mad, mad men, don't you agree with me? Show me some support by leaving a comment! (;

XOXO, Oh My Gossip!

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