The world is unpredictable...

... Why? 'Cause until we die, we're always changing. That's why I've chosen to talk about “The 8 ages of men”. I guess you will see you or your friends (ooor eventually your BOYfriend!) in some of this ages, and hope you can laugh a bit about it...

- The “Mummy, I like spitting up” age

This age is characterized by a huge patience of the parents, many badly slept nights, and...well, less time to do, let's say...the things that we, human beings, like to do...(you know what I'm talking about...deep down, you know it!)

The baby has several teeth pain, and all the kind of pain (even the psychological ones, when they annoyingly do not stop crying for no reason.)..well, this is a tough age...good luck for the ones who think about having children.

- The “I'm always tumbling” age

This age, as we know, is characterized like “school time”, known as time that parents, specially grandparents always said: “oh no, I don't wanna see my pumpkins grown up”, is the time that children have their space to join with the other kids and constitute their circle of friends. And yes, they tumble a lot.

- The “Everything that comes to the grid is fish” age

In this age love hormones start their (hooot) job. The teens, specially guys, begin looking to all the girls and really interact with them: most of the guys start they love life (with one or two or moree girls)...resuming, in this age, almost all the guys are philanders and have a particular taste to flirt with the girls that awaken their interests.

- The “I'm love&academically successful” age

When guys go to the university, they meet new girls that make them nervous..new peple, new climate, new stage of live. At this point, most people begin their sexual behavior and their sexual life, define their sexual orientation ( I love you, fairy guuys!) and most of the initial relationships come to an end. At the same time, some guys try to conciliate their love&academic life, others prefer to start working and quit studying.

- The “OMG now my parents don't pay my bills. I gotta work!” age

This is the age when they realize that life is no that easy. They can't just sit on the coach watching tv and eating french fries and hope that their parents pay them everything they don't make an effort to get. Usually, this is when they get a job, which has another good side actually...their (financial) independence may impress some girls (;

- The “I'm 30. I guess I should get married” age

When they are in their 30's, guys start thinking about constituting a family, they normally have a long date girlfriend who gives them the stability they look for and so they start wondering what would be the best way to propose. They probably get a home, start to divide their own goods and share their personal lives.

- The “I'm feeding two, but I only see one.”

After getting married, begins the phase when people start wanting to have a child. For this to happen, the couple has to known that have not only love stability but also economic one. So, if that happens it's easy: let's feed this baby and have a healthy child!! (which is good, bearing in mind the population aging)

- The “specs, mustache and beer belly or i'm a baby again” age

This ultimate phase is characterized by “ oh, my back ( or any other my body part) hurts!”. At this point, we take care of our grandchildren and expect that all the good things we desire to our son(s), happen to them also.

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XOXO, Oh My Gossip,

Sara