terça-feira, 18 de dezembro de 2012

Public bathrooms: just the beginning




Hello, my dear dear followers (teacher Helena, I mean) ! Have you missed me ?



So, I will begin to talk about sth that, in a first way, can be suspicious...And that is...



PUBLIC BATHROOMS ( tchannan!!) ! And this happens because yesterday I went into a “very beautiful” bathroom and, for the first time, I've watched with reallyy reallyy good eyes to that kind of “bath-literature”, which, most of the time, is neglected, and I realized that it is increasingly sophisticated. Now, they even have the significative state patronage.



This brochure was truly disquieting, begining with the title: “How we should wash hands?”



The text started to be completely masterful in the way that manipulated my arrogance to, in one hand, a completely laughter ( one laughter that very quickly turned into sth “acid”, because, in a few seconds, I was in an excited mode because they were trying to teach me sth that I've known for a long time), and, in the other hand, I was astoundingly invated for a feeling that I HAVE NEVER HAD MY HANDS WASHED!



The brochure presented us a good plan for washing hands in 12 steps, including sterilization manners which I've never, ever, dreamed of!



There's NO doubt: we were face to face with some hands' desinfectation bible! This guide, detailed and rigorous, doesn't even leave one single“phalanx” to be purified. But this is terrible, because it rubs in our faces, our present and past's filthiness.



So, after this introduction, is anyone intrigated about the 12 steps ? Oh, forget it! This is me trying to be simpathic.. 'cause, and this is for you teatcher, you will read this any way!

But the content of this theme stands for the next post, because...GUESS WHAT: I've gotta go to the bathroom and...please wish me luck for my new method of washing hands ( I´m almost so nervous, as when I'm about to have an exam).



XOXO, Oh My Gossip!,

Sara Costa


1 comentário:

  1. Bathroom literature is definitely a theme to explore! A witty text with an amusing style! Well done!

    ResponderEliminar