That AWKWARD moment: the solutions

Hello again, you crazy, desperate people! Wait...were you desperate to read this post, weren't you?! 'cause you totally should be! Well...moving on, I will present you all that you've been waiting for so long: the solutions for those five AWKWARD moments I described erarlier. Anxious? Desperate? Ok, Filipa, just get it started!

1 – In those awkward moments...the best thisng to do is really not making up stupid excuses, or you'll look like a fool! Accept that the person heard what you said and you can't erase it...so, you better appologize or tell her/ him the reasons you had to say what you've said...then, you'll become friends forever or you'll never talk again...(this last option is the most likely, btw).

2 - In those awkward moments...first of all, you should go to the bathroom after you eat, so you can check your teeth in the mirror or even download the toothpict (an app for your iPhone that allows you to know if you have something in your teeth)! But, if you don't, and all that happens, you should totally laugh about it, 'cause we must admit that it can't be changed: yes, that green thing has been there during all the party and you've smiled very often...you should comment it with you're friends and make fun of yourself like you didn't care...and, about the photos on Facebook, well...you must hope that whoever has put them in there, take them back when you ask!

3 - In those awkward moments...(which, btw, often happen to me when I'm wearing high heels) I'm not really sure what to do, but I will tell you what I usually do: once, I avoided looking at the driver and continued walking has if nothing had happen and then laughed as hell alone (I hope no one has seen me laughing, otherwise it was a double humiliation!)...other time, I started laughing in the middle of the crosswalk and then looked at the driver, and appologized. This are not the best solutions, I admit, but if we didn't laugh at ourselves, life would be terribly boring!

4 - In those awkward moments...you better pray for the other guests to feel the same way as you feel, and hope that some of them save you by saying something about it...otherwise, you'll just have to say you're allergic to some ingredient in that dish (you better be sure that it is one of the ingredients of the recipe...or you'll go through the biggest humiliation ever!!)

5 - In those awkward moments...(I get red as a tomato!) If you're faced with a situation like that, you should look around and see if someone near you is waving back. Then, you'll realize that it has nothing to do with you...but, if you see nobody waving back you have two options: you wave back and later, if you see you dind't know that person, you take a “pill of guts” and say “excuse me, were you waving at me? No, oh, I'm sorry then”. The other option is not waving back and then, if you see the person closer and you actually didn't knew her, you'll thank that you didn't wave back. But, if you realize you knew her, the only solution is to say “oh, were you waving at me? I'm sorry, I'm myopic and I couldn't recognize you”. And that's it, easy.

Well, I guess it's time to say goodbye. I hope all this solutions have been helpful for your daily life and I also hope you've spent a great time reading my wise (or maybe not) words!

XOXO, Oh My Gossip!,

Filipa